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List of Bob Hope Quotes
We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Bob Hope
Bob Hope
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On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.
Golf
Bags
Alligators
Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.
Beach
Golf
Pebbles
Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.
Golf
Crowds
Invention
Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.
Golf
Play
Trying
It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.
Golf
Caddies
Division
He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.
Golf
Yards
Balls
He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England
One Line
England
One Liner
Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.
Funny
Country
Crazy
Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.
Funny
Humorous
Japan
Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.
Years
One Line
Speechless
There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.
Funny
Rip
Humorous
They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.
Hollywood
England
Comedy
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Born: May 29, 1903
Died: July 27, 2003
Occupation: Comedian
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