Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.