I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.