I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.