I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

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Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

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At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.