I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.