I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.