I Would Not Have Had Anything To

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.