Some People Put Us Down. But I

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.