I Like A President Who Tells Jokes

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.