You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.