You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.