You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.