It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

I Knew The President Would Run For Reelection In 1984. Why Not? Actors Love Sequels ... And Returns.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!