It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.