Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands