Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.