Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.