Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.