The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.