It Flies So High, I Swear I

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.