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When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.