If I Had That Kind Of Money,

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.