If I Had That Kind Of Money,

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.