If I Had That Kind Of Money,

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.