If I Have To Lay An Egg

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.