If I Have To Lay An Egg

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.