If I Have To Lay An Egg

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.