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Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.