I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.