I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.