The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!