The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.