The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.