America Is A Country Where The Olympics

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.