America Is A Country Where The Olympics

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.