I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.