I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.