I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.