I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.