I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.