I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.