I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.