I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?