I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?