Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.