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When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.