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English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.