Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.