It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.