It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.