It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.