It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.