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Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.