Television. That's Where Movies Go When They

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.