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She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.