Television. That's Where Movies Go When They

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.