Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.