Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.