In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.