In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.