In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.