Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.