Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.