Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties