I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.