I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands