I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.