I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "