I Like To Come To Washington, D.c.,

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.