The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.