I Went To Play Golf And Tried

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.