I Went To Play Golf And Tried

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.