I Went To Play Golf And Tried

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.