I Went To Play Golf And Tried

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.