A Freudian Slip Is When You Say

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.