A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.