A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.