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There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.