If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.