Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.