The Best Thing About Growing Older Is

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.