The Best Thing About Growing Older Is

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.