I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.