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In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.