I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.