I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.