A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.