A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.