A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.