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My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.