I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.