I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.