I Left England When I Was Four

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.