List Of Funny Inspirational Quotes

When Buying And Selling Are Controlled By Legislation, The First Things To Be Bought And Sold Are Legislators.

To Become Truly Great, One Has To Stand With People, Not Above Them.

The Great Thing About Taking Big Chances When You're Younger Is You Have Less To Lose, And You Don't Know As Much. So You Take Big Swings.

I've Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be Amy Poehler.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.

Lotto Fever Hit New York Again This Week, And Like The Old Saying Goes, 'you Gotta Be In It To Win It'... But First, You Gotta Have A Dead End Job So Pathetic You're Willing To Kill Five Hours Standing In Line For A 1 In 25 Million Chance.

Software Sucks Because Users Demand It To.

One Of The Very Nicest Things About Life Is The Way We Must Regularly Stop Whatever It Is We Are Doing And Devote Our Attention To Eating.

I Expect Woman Will Be The Last Thing Civilized By Man.

A Man Always Blames The Woman Who Fools Him. In The Same Way He Blames The Door He Walks Into In The Dark.

There Is Always A Well-known Solution To Every Human Problem - Neat, Plausible, And Wrong.

If You Are Afraid Of Being Lonely, Don't Try To Be Right.