A Man Always Blames The Woman Who

Every Man Sees In His Relatives, And Especially In His Cousins, A Series Of Grotesque Caricatures Of Himself.

The Common Man Knows Exactly What He Wants...and Deserves To Get It Good And Hard.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.

The Allurement That Women Hold Out To Men Is Precisely The Allurement That Cape Hatteras Holds Out To Sailors; They Are Enormously Dangerous And Hence Enormously Fascinating.

A Large Part Of Altruism, Even When It Is Perfectly Honest, Is Grounded Upon The Fact That It Is Uncomfortable To Have Unhappy People About One.