I've Been Playing The Game So Long

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.