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Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.