I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.