I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.