I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.