I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.