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If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

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