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Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.