It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?