My Folks Were English . . .

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.