My Folks Were English . . .

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?