My Folks Were English . . .

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.