My Folks Were English . . .

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?