My Folks Were English . . .

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.