My Folks Were English . . .

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.