I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.