I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.